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Calfun • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

And is it unladen?

30 Ex-Workers Are Sharing Info About Their Companies Now That They’re Not Under An NDA

What do you mean? They litteraly spelled it right!

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

And is it unladen?

30 Ex-Workers Are Sharing Info About Their Companies Now That They’re Not Under An NDA

What do you mean? They litteraly spelled it right!

People Are Sharing Examples Of "They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To", Here Are 50 Of The Best

*on mobile

People Are Sharing Examples Of "They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To", Here Are 50 Of The Best

I use Firefox w ublock and it's worked for me

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Calfun • upvoted 7 items 10 months ago

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Calfun • commented on 7 posts 11 months ago

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Inconceivable!

50 Replies That Were Funnier Than The Original Post

My dirty a*s mind went to a bee see d(ick)

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Inconceivable!

50 Replies That Were Funnier Than The Original Post

My dirty a*s mind went to a bee see d(ick)

30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All

I have a decent sized school and 3 minutes, so you can't even go to the bathroom.

This Artist Creates Cartoons On Everyday Life And Is Not Afraid To Illustrate Sensitive Subjects (30 New Pics)

That's part of the joke

30 Funny Memes That May Make You Relive Your Teenage Phase

Dadadadadadadeeeee

30 Funny Memes That May Make You Relive Your Teenage Phase

It's a conversation between OP and their grandpa, read the showm words from left to right.

50 Students Expose The Unprofessionalism Of Their Teachers (New Pics)

I get 3 min passing periods to go across the school and up 2 floors.

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Calfun • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

30 Wild Funeral Stories About Inappropriate, Weird Or Funny Things Happening

What an a$$!

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Pics To Make Just Another Day A Little Bit More Fun (New Pics)

Don't forget gloves!!

30 Wild Funeral Stories About Inappropriate, Weird Or Funny Things Happening

What an a$$!

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Pics To Make Just Another Day A Little Bit More Fun (New Pics)

Don't forget gloves!!

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

Well perhaps the woman needed to go f**k herself? Damnit, I've been given six months.

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Calfun • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

You used an interrobang‽ Cool!

9 Western Parenting Beliefs Everyone Thinks Are Healthy That Are Actually Bad For Kids

Ooh, can we shove the screw up their a*s?

Calfun • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

50 Younger Generation Trends Older People Just Can’t Wrap Their Heads Around

Use types of letters, like a ü instead of a u.

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

And you

50 Younger Generation Trends Older People Just Can’t Wrap Their Heads Around

Use types of letters, like a ü instead of a u.

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

And you

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

If I was a bot, how would I be able to send live pic and video? lol

40 Ways People Scream “I’m Economically Illiterate” Without Even Trying

Closed?

30 Secrets These People Make Sure Their Parents Will Never Know

I refuse to believe you're refusing to believe your refusing to Belive Peder's refusal to believe.

50 People Share Small Upgrades They Made In Their Homes That Made A Massive Difference

Yes, de-light.

50 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time (New Pics)

As a Texan, I can confirm that this entire country is f*cked.

30 Secrets Of The Rich, Shared By Netizens Who Used To Work For Them

From the mess Trump made in 2016-2020?

50 Times People Missed The Joke So Badly They Made Fools Out Of Themselves Online (Best Of All Time)

50 Hilarious Pics Of The Worst Software Fails People Have Ever Encountered (New Pics)

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

Coins

45 Fascinating Maps That Show The Side Of The World We Rarely See (Best Of All Time)

Each colored wedge xontains 10% of the population, showing population density in different parts of the world

30 Funny Comics With Unexpected Twists And A Dash Of Dark Humor Made By This Artist

Yes

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Calfun • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

50 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time (New Pics)

But he pays his taxes, doesn't complain and would continue to pay if his taxes increased

30 Bizarre, Trashy, And Unhinged Encounters At The Gym That Deserved To Be Shamed

What was the name of that TV show where the hero’s car was making 90° turns?

50 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time (New Pics)

But he pays his taxes, doesn't complain and would continue to pay if his taxes increased

30 Bizarre, Trashy, And Unhinged Encounters At The Gym That Deserved To Be Shamed

What was the name of that TV show where the hero’s car was making 90° turns?

30 People Share Painfully Awkward Moments They Witnessed In School

Tragic??

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

And what would *impure* money look like?

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Calfun • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Ask Pandas, Community

Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Bp Article You've Seen?

Calfun • submitted a list addition 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Strangest Picture In Your Gallery Without Any Context (Closed)

Calfun • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, How'd You Come Up With Your BP Username?

Hey Pandas, Show Me The Funniest Photo In Your Camera Roll (Closed)

Calfun • commented on 4 posts 10 months ago

“You’re Not Really Disabled Tho”: 50 Of The Dumbest Things People Have Said In All Seriousness

And is it unladen?

30 Ex-Workers Are Sharing Info About Their Companies Now That They’re Not Under An NDA

What do you mean? They litteraly spelled it right!

People Are Sharing Examples Of "They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To", Here Are 50 Of The Best

*on mobile

People Are Sharing Examples Of "They Don't Make 'Em Like They Used To", Here Are 50 Of The Best

I use Firefox w ublock and it's worked for me

Calfun • commented on 7 posts 11 months ago

30 Things People Said That Gave Away That They Are Not The Brightest Crayon In The Box

Inconceivable!

50 Replies That Were Funnier Than The Original Post

My dirty a*s mind went to a bee see d(ick)

30 Normalized Things In Movies And TV That Rarely Happen In Real Life, If At All

I have a decent sized school and 3 minutes, so you can't even go to the bathroom.

This Artist Creates Cartoons On Everyday Life And Is Not Afraid To Illustrate Sensitive Subjects (30 New Pics)

That's part of the joke

30 Funny Memes That May Make You Relive Your Teenage Phase

Dadadadadadadeeeee

30 Funny Memes That May Make You Relive Your Teenage Phase

It's a conversation between OP and their grandpa, read the showm words from left to right.

50 Students Expose The Unprofessionalism Of Their Teachers (New Pics)

I get 3 min passing periods to go across the school and up 2 floors.

Calfun • commented on 2 posts 1 year ago

30 Hilarious One-Panel Comics By This Biology Professor

You used an interrobang‽ Cool!

9 Western Parenting Beliefs Everyone Thinks Are Healthy That Are Actually Bad For Kids

Ooh, can we shove the screw up their a*s?

Calfun • commented on 7 posts 1 year ago

50 Younger Generation Trends Older People Just Can’t Wrap Their Heads Around

Use types of letters, like a ü instead of a u.

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

And you

45 Scammers Who Got ‘Destroyed’ By The People They Were Trying To Rip Off (New Pics)

If I was a bot, how would I be able to send live pic and video? lol

40 Ways People Scream “I’m Economically Illiterate” Without Even Trying

Closed?

30 Secrets These People Make Sure Their Parents Will Never Know

I refuse to believe you're refusing to believe your refusing to Belive Peder's refusal to believe.

50 People Share Small Upgrades They Made In Their Homes That Made A Massive Difference

Yes, de-light.

50 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time (New Pics)

As a Texan, I can confirm that this entire country is f*cked.

Calfun • upvoted 7 items 10 months ago

30 Cute And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Created By Lome

Boba = ?

30 Cute And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Created By Lome

Choices sometimes have to suit the environment

30 Cute And Relatable Comics About Everyday Life Created By Lome

Some jobs you grow into, but only when you really want to succeed

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

Jesus raised people from the dead and rose from the dead himself.

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

Zombie?

30 Interesting Facts From History That You May Not Find In Textbooks

30 Times People ‘Ate The Onion’ And Fell For Satirical News Headlines

At some point during 2020, the actual news become more absurd than anything the Onion could come up with. They had to run with something.

Calfun • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

30 Wild Funeral Stories About Inappropriate, Weird Or Funny Things Happening

What an a$$!

50 ‘Mildly Interesting’ Pics To Make Just Another Day A Little Bit More Fun (New Pics)

Don't forget gloves!!

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

Well perhaps the woman needed to go f**k herself? Damnit, I've been given six months.

Calfun • upvoted 10 items 1 year ago

50 Confusing Posts That Are Funny And Sad At The Same Time (New Pics)

But he pays his taxes, doesn't complain and would continue to pay if his taxes increased

30 Bizarre, Trashy, And Unhinged Encounters At The Gym That Deserved To Be Shamed

What was the name of that TV show where the hero’s car was making 90° turns?

30 People Share Painfully Awkward Moments They Witnessed In School

Tragic??

45 Pics That Are Not That Great, But People Still Wanted To Share Them

And what would *impure* money look like?

“If Buying Isn’t Owning, Piracy Isn’t Stealing”: 35 Tech Products That Are Huge Scams

Limited the charging speed unless you were using their overpriced apple branded usb cable. F**k apple, Android user all the way

23 Examples Of Dangerous But Perfectly Legal Things That People Own

They do say having a ladder is more dangerous than a loaded gun. Thats why I own 10 guns, in case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder.

30 Things We're Used To Now That Will Lose Public Approval In 25 Years, According To This Thread

In USA MSM has made this a thing. While I agree, right now there is only one person that has the track record and backing to beat the raping, fraudster trump, and that person is Biden. Ideally it would be nice if we could have people in office who are under 60, but enough with the bulls4ittery about his age.

30 People Share Facts That Are True Despite Sounding Completely Made Up

Causing a commotion?

33 Of The Most Useful Tips From People That Are ‘Street Smart’

Soon, (actually already happened), you'll see people driving while wearing VR headsets.

“Epic Comment God”: 45 Times The Comments Deserved More Praise Than The Post Itself

That's the only one that works...I tried all 50

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