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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 4 posts 14 hours ago

Rot At Your Own Risk: 25 Foods That Should Never Be Eaten Past The Expiration Date

When I ate spinach for my lunches at work, I would put a slice of bread in the bag the spinach came in, roll it up tight and use a rubber band to seal the roll of spinach. Stayed good for a couple weeks and rinsed and putting in my container to eat. Same with asparagus, wet a paper towel and place the stems on top of the towel and just put it in the produce bag we brought it home in. Tops won't get slimy for as many as 3 weeks

Rot At Your Own Risk: 25 Foods That Should Never Be Eaten Past The Expiration Date

How did we even survive? Worked on a farm, and they would go out and dip the metal pitcher in the tank and put it in the fridge. "course that was before antibiotics and all.

Rot At Your Own Risk: 25 Foods That Should Never Be Eaten Past The Expiration Date

How did we even survive? Worked on a farm, and they would go out and dip the metal pitcher in the tank and put it in the fridge. "course that was before antibiotics and all.

“Here’s Something I Didn’t Know Until I Was In My 30s”: 48 Helpful Life Hacks (New Posts)

Correct...used to be the middle school custodian. Kids tossing 1/2 full drinks in the trash is annoying. Elementary would do 1 bag at a time due to milk leaks.

50 Stories When People Ruined Their Cases By Acting In Dumb Ways

On the other hand, had a guy at work get blown about 10 feet away when he plugged in a 220v extension into a plastic grinder. Work Comp followed him around and demanded his WC claim be denied as he was photographed carrying a flag in a rural parade (about 5 blocks). He had to get a lawyer to defend and the lawyer simply asked "did he carry it for 8 hours?" .."no".."so motion for 5 blocks is unacceptable, but an 8 hour shift is ok?"

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Geoffrey Scott • commented on 10 posts 1 day ago

40 Places On Earth That Are So Terrifying, They Make Haunted Houses Look Like Daycare

Was cleaning across from the (100 yr old building) school office. There is a door, behind which is a closet inside the office. Heard something hit the floor behind me, locked door was open, first aid kit lying on the floor, 10:30 pm. Yes, I checked the office, empty.

40 Places On Earth That Are So Terrifying, They Make Haunted Houses Look Like Daycare

Yeah, I had to clean them.. :(

40 Places On Earth That Are So Terrifying, They Make Haunted Houses Look Like Daycare

US 33 S from Columbus to the WV border at the Ohio River. Very rural, very unpopulated.

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

45 Unbelievably Interesting Stories And Facts To Show You A Different Side Of Reality

Y'all acting like trump is the originator of this scheme. It's been going on long before he ever ran for president.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Looking at some of the beaches these days, just maybe, this proves less is more. She looks lovely.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 24 posts 2 days ago

50 Funny And Uplifting Posts That Can Turn Any Frown Upside Down (New Pics)

Every time we moved something we'd find a pipe cleaner I wrapped into a helix for the cat to bat around. She was SO thrilled, until she'd lose it again..

50 Funny And Uplifting Posts That Can Turn Any Frown Upside Down (New Pics)

Every time I see a Cardinal.."hey Mom"

50 Funny And Uplifting Posts That Can Turn Any Frown Upside Down (New Pics)

Every time we moved something we'd find a pipe cleaner I wrapped into a helix for the cat to bat around. She was SO thrilled, until she'd lose it again..

50 Funny And Uplifting Posts That Can Turn Any Frown Upside Down (New Pics)

Every time I see a Cardinal.."hey Mom"

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

Can't use the stuff anymore, WAY too potent compared to the stuff we got in the 70's/80's.

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

I went from 40-60 oz of soda/day to making 2-3 gallons of tea/week. Add 1/2 C of sugar per gallon.

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

I love the 5# bags of chicken quarters for grilling, but the bag states 'up to 5% "of a solution". What solution, what's in it?

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

Gotta say, I absolutely love soaking some hickory chips (or what ever flavor) before grilling. Pre-smoked, not so much.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Daisy Red Ryder

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Baptists do the same. My SIL maintains our kids were not 'saved' as they were baptized in the Lutheran way, when babies, is especially galling.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Not lit.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

My wife bought a decidedly evil looking Bunny mask, fangs and all. My 2 yr old grandson was equally traumatized.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

The random railing going into the dining room.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

The woman in the dress blinks, and all loose papers fly off the desk.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Sure is a lot of classic Detroit iron in this one.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

"You say Timmy's in the well Lassie? How did you end up wearing his clothes?"

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

What 'Mar-A-Lago face' reminds me of.

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Maybe, but Hitler was decidedly NOT the warm fuzzy type.

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

So Bobby Hill existed then too?

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

So apparently he wished for a bigger...

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

Probably the same societal pressures.

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

And the mosquitos don't seem to add value either..

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

My Special Ed teaching daughter LOVED that movie...me too.

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

Or..as my wife says, "My body hurts"..to the guy who spent 3 hours yesterday peeling 2 layers of shingles off the roof, and has 6 or so more hours to go..."Yes dear"

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

" I married you for your taste in socks, they make me smile".

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

Old testament on Ishmael: " He will also lead a great nation" ..not an unworthy nation, not a nation that is deemed heretical. My take is God was annoyed at Sarah, NOT Ishmael.

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Hey Pandas, What Is A Stupid Reason You’ve Gotten In Trouble For? (Closed)

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 4 posts 14 hours ago

Rot At Your Own Risk: 25 Foods That Should Never Be Eaten Past The Expiration Date

How did we even survive? Worked on a farm, and they would go out and dip the metal pitcher in the tank and put it in the fridge. "course that was before antibiotics and all.

“Here’s Something I Didn’t Know Until I Was In My 30s”: 48 Helpful Life Hacks (New Posts)

Correct...used to be the middle school custodian. Kids tossing 1/2 full drinks in the trash is annoying. Elementary would do 1 bag at a time due to milk leaks.

50 Stories When People Ruined Their Cases By Acting In Dumb Ways

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 10 posts 1 day ago

50 ‘Cursed Images’ That Are Wrong On Every Level (New Pics)

Gotta be Texas, "Take this Dr. Pepper as my blood, which was shed for you, take this Dorito as my body".

50 ‘Cursed Images’ That Are Wrong On Every Level (New Pics)

BAconnnnnn, Mannnnnnn!

50 ‘Cursed Images’ That Are Wrong On Every Level (New Pics)

Nope, not drinking PBR he isn't.

50 ‘Cursed Images’ That Are Wrong On Every Level (New Pics)

The grinder though.

50 Hilariously Bizarre Translations That Just Had To Be Called Out

American HR at it's finest.

50 Hilariously Bizarre Translations That Just Had To Be Called Out

aaaaaaaand Jack Black will be here soon.

40 Places On Earth That Are So Terrifying, They Make Haunted Houses Look Like Daycare

Yeah, I had to clean them.. :(

40 Places On Earth That Are So Terrifying, They Make Haunted Houses Look Like Daycare

US 33 S from Columbus to the WV border at the Ohio River. Very rural, very unpopulated.

Geoffrey Scott • commented on 6 posts 2 days ago

50 Funny And Uplifting Posts That Can Turn Any Frown Upside Down (New Pics)

Every time we moved something we'd find a pipe cleaner I wrapped into a helix for the cat to bat around. She was SO thrilled, until she'd lose it again..

50 Funny And Uplifting Posts That Can Turn Any Frown Upside Down (New Pics)

Every time I see a Cardinal.."hey Mom"

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

Can't use the stuff anymore, WAY too potent compared to the stuff we got in the 70's/80's.

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

I went from 40-60 oz of soda/day to making 2-3 gallons of tea/week. Add 1/2 C of sugar per gallon.

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

I love the 5# bags of chicken quarters for grilling, but the bag states 'up to 5% "of a solution". What solution, what's in it?

We Were Made To Believe These 35 Foods Are Healthy And Doctors Are Explaining Why They Aren’t

Gotta say, I absolutely love soaking some hickory chips (or what ever flavor) before grilling. Pre-smoked, not so much.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

50 ‘Cursed Images’ That Are Wrong On Every Level (New Pics)

Reminds me of Will Smith filling out the paperwork in 'Men In Black'.

45 Unbelievably Interesting Stories And Facts To Show You A Different Side Of Reality

Y'all acting like trump is the originator of this scheme. It's been going on long before he ever ran for president.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

Looking at some of the beaches these days, just maybe, this proves less is more. She looks lovely.

Funny-Falling-Society-Memes

50 Vintage Pics That Prove People Were Cooler Before The Internet Ruined Us All

the hamp

50 Classical Art Memes That Have No Business Being So Hilarious

Oh, there was a recent movie made with that scenario, with Jack Black in it !! It was called "Dear Santa"

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

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50 Unhinged Tumblr Posts That Are Just The Right Kind Of Chaotic (New Pics)

What do you mean "imperfect"? That's perfection itself.

Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 10 items 4 days ago

45 Historical ‘Facts’ That Are Inaccurate Or Completely Untrue

Peace is the time spent reloading ...

45 Historical ‘Facts’ That Are Inaccurate Or Completely Untrue

Technology does indeed not shorten working hours, for the longest time they have been 60 minutes each, and they still are :-)

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Geoffrey Scott • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

Millennials Didn’t Just Destroy These 40 Industries, They Buried ’Em And Salted The Earth

How about PCs? A lot of people millennial age and younger have maybe a laptop? You can drag my tower PC from my cold, dead boomer hands.

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Putting a grocery bag in the bathroom trashcan as a liner.

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