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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 12 items 4 hours ago

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Bored Retsuko • upvoted 27 items 1 day ago

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

There are some bloody brilliant Pandas aren't there 😂

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

I think you would feel better, if you open up a bit more... Emotional constipation CAN be toxic, you know?

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

There are some bloody brilliant Pandas aren't there 😂

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

I think you would feel better, if you open up a bit more... Emotional constipation CAN be toxic, you know?

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

I understand the feeling: I ruin most things just by showing up.

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

Comment mon portrait s'est retrouvé ici ?! 🫣

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

We are expecting a thunderstorm this night and I can't wait!

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

People have been spouting this same bull about 'modern art' for 150 yrs. Bluntly, if your idea of good art is a realist painting of a vase of flowers , you have no idea about art, you have probably never made a real effort to understand art. You are missing out on a lot.

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Nope, just have bad hearing. When you don't hear very well, listening to people is like doing a jigsaw puzzle, and sometimes you're able to put the bits of sound together by yourself before someone has repeated their question.

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Tip for people that agree: visit the art gallery with someone that gets modern art. I never thought it was anything more than what a monkey could throw on a canvas until a friend of mine took me along and explained a painting to me. Sometimes its even about from what angle you are viewing the art. Blew my mind.

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

Very general statement. Modern art is not reduced to abstract art.

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

I might overshare on BP things about my past experiences - mostly because my first comments here were received with empathy and compassion. This was something new and surprising, as I was used to hatred, gaslighting and mockery. Besides, it's about my life only. It's good to see that others had similar experiences, and that I'm not "crazy, delusional, dramatic" etc. On the other hand, I have acquaintances who posted tenths of photos of their naked child on fb and insta. All photos are set with public audience. Why would you expose your 3 y.o. child like that?

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

😂😂😂

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Agreed. This is a silly statement.

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

lol I love this

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Even though this one doesn't totally fit the topic, it made me lol.

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

Not quite sure what this picture has to do with the post, but whatever.

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😂

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

You can't make a generalized statement like that and expect it to be true in all cases.

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

But overshare? Please. I'm not some kind of maniac. Oh, and by the way—remind me to never eat chili before therapy again. Trust me. There are gastrointestinal consequences for being emotionally vulnerable and spicy in the same hour.

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Besides, oversharing would be like casually telling people that I named my plants after exes so I can slowly watch them wither and die in poetic metaphor. And I only did that once. In a group chat. With screenshots. And commentary. Anyway, I’m super chill. Balanced. Definitely not the kind of person who needs three different playlists labeled “Spiral,” “Spiral But S**y,” and “Oh God Why” just to get through a Wednesday. So yeah. I don’t overshare. I just provide context. Emotional GPS, if you will. It’s not my fault if people can’t handle the scenic route through my psychological landscape, complete with pitstops at childhood trauma, romantic disaster, and my deeply problematic attachment to scented candles.

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I don’t overshare. I’m actually a very private person. I mean sure, I mentioned in passing that my ex left me during a thunderstorm while I was holding a lasagna in one hand and an IKEA Allen key in the other, because we were arguing over which bookshelf best represented our emotional maturity—but that’s not oversharing. That’s setting the scene. And yeah, maybe I told my dentist about the existential crisis I had in the frozen peas aisle last Tuesday when I realized I’d become the kind of person who compares the price-per-kilo on vegetables, but that’s just bonding. You know, connection. Community. Not oversharing. God forbid. It’s not like I walk up to strangers and tell them I once cried during a shampoo commercial because the narrator said “revitalise your roots” and it felt too personal. That would be ridiculous. I’m composed. Stoic, even.

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was at Barnes and Noble and I saw someone I knew.. Ran and hid in another isle

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

Well, now I feel better about myself.

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

Or you see someone all the way down the hall and awkwardly stare until you you both come closer and you can finally greet them.

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I see I’m a psychopath then. I hear the question, but that one “huh” gives me time to process it.

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

Take my money!

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

I saw two birds through the window today, and went out to give them a saucer of water. I think my upstairs neighbor was on their patio. That was more than enough socializing.

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Also, how I am with the very few people I'm comfortable with.

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Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 1 day ago

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This, so much!

Bored Retsuko • submitted 9 new posts 2 years ago

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Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 1 day ago

Laugh Out Loud With These 50 Spot-On Memes That Perfectly Sum Up Everyday Life As An Introvert

This, so much!

Bored Retsuko • commented on 5 posts 3 days ago

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I, too have been researching for a solution and found it's best for you to leave her, get a rubber doll, and live happily ever after.

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

Boomer humor.

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

As if.

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

"The insecure hub"

50 Misogynistic Idiots Who Got Absolutely Wrecked Online (New Pics)

I have to say, if it's unsafe for this POS to be hit on his head with a baseball bat, his head will stop my motion by itself!

Bored Retsuko • commented on a post 4 days ago

50 Hilariously Relatable Memes That Might Make You Feel Like You’re Looking In The Mirror

Why do Americans not have detachable shower heads?

Bored Retsuko • commented on 3 posts 6 days ago

50 Times Men Said Something So Weird Women Still Can’t Forget It

People in these comments seriously consider "you're going to be one heck of a wife one day" wholesome? OK... feel free to downvote me, I don't agree at all.

50 Times Men Said Something So Weird Women Still Can’t Forget It

Weird.

50 Times Men Said Something So Weird Women Still Can’t Forget It

NOPE.

Bored Retsuko • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

40 Places On Earth That Are So Terrifying, They Make Haunted Houses Look Like Daycare

I can't believe what I just read - that's horrible, I'm so sorry you experienced this!

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This could have happened in Germany, in any non-English speaking country actually. "Control" is considered synonymous with "check".

Bored Retsuko • commented on 6 posts 1 week ago

50 Hilarious Memes To Help You Decompress When Life Gets A Little Bit Too Much

I don't think that's Shakira.

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Same!

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Dumbest post I've read in a while. Oh no, the bOoMeRs brought a package of Oreos!

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I haven't heard that one in my entire f*****g life.

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*Cries in German*

“You Absolute Yoghurt”: 50 Hilarious Posts Of British People Being The Best Comedians

Hattet ihr länger Schule als bis 13 Uhr? :-o

Bored Retsuko • commented on 2 posts 2 weeks ago

50 Women Share The Unhinged Microfeminisms They Use To Support Women And Annoy Men

Oh no! The big bad women are annoying you!

50 Women Share The Unhinged Microfeminisms They Use To Support Women And Annoy Men

Oh shut up.

Bored Retsuko • upvoted 14 items 5 hours ago

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Inhabitable and habitable mean the same thing.

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Wow that is very hostile.

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Being American and visiting England was amazing for me. I kept my mouth quiet and my voice low. I've been back several times with the same MO. Xo

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

So, as an American, I found lots of things to do before I left. Loved my visit!

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Geordie Shore

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Better than zee zee zee zee

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Americans can't spell or pronounce their own adopted language correctly.

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Dutch and German too. It's the Divided States that's the odd one out as usual but doesn't realise it. As usual.

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

AI. Take a good look at that Ford logo, it's a complete mess.

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Compared to the rest of South America it bloody is.

Based Bbc?

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

That didn't happen

35 Very British Memes To Enjoy With Your Cucumber Sandwiches And Afternoon Tea

Fair

Simple ‘As

Bored Retsuko • upvoted 6 items 1 day ago

Awards shows are just rich people giving each other gifts

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Very general statement. Modern art is not reduced to abstract art.

Uncover The Truth About These 28 Unpopular Opinions People Pretend To Disagree With

Agreed. This is a silly statement.

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You can't make a generalized statement like that and expect it to be true in all cases.

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