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Mochi

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Just a girl living in a cornfield town in the states. I love cats, gossip, and girls! I practice the sacred art of lesbianism. I also love stories and writing. I love The Weeknd, Buddy Holly, and Lil Durk.
Bᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ? Tʜɪɴᴋ ʏᴏu’ ʀᴇ sᴏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ? -Tʜᴇ ɢɪʀʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴀᴛ?... Sʜᴇ ɪs ᴏɴ A Diet. -Tʜᴇ ɢɪRʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ᴜɢʟʏ?... Sʜᴇ sᴘᴇɴᴅs ʜᴏᴜʀs ᴘᴜᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀᴋᴇᴜᴘ ᴏɴ ʜᴏᴘɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʀ. -Tʜᴇ ʙᴏʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛRɪPpEd? Hᴇ ɪs ᴀʙᴜsᴇᴅ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʜᴏᴍᴇ. -Sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɢʟʏ sᴄᴀʀs?... Hᴇ ғᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ғᴏʀ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛʀʏ. -Tʜᴀᴛ ɢᴜʏ ʏOᴜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ ғᴜɴ ᴏғ ғᴏʀ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ?... Hɪs ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɪs ᴅʏɪɴɢ. -Pᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ᴀs ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀᴛᴜs ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ’re ᴀɢᴀɪɴsᴛ ʙᴜʟʟʏɪɴɢ.

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Mochi • commented on a post 1 week ago

“I Feel Deeply Ashamed”: 40 Secrets People Would Rather Take To The Grave Than Confess To Partners

It's hard dude. But past is the past, and if there's no reason, there is no reason to tell. I did a lot in my childhood, and my now gf does know some parts. It's out some strain on our relationship, but I think it's helped with understanding why I am the way I am when it comes to gifts and other things. It can be helpful to share

Mochi • upvoted 2 items 3 weeks ago

“The Alaskan Avenger”

Always Be Aware Of Your Surroundings When Peacefully Protesting For Your F*****g Rights

Mochi • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

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Creepy-Facts-Pics

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What An Amazing Love Story

Dad Taking His Son To Places

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Mochi • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

It's beautiful, but these waters can be dangerous

Mochi • upvoted an item 2 months ago

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Donald John Trump.

Mochi • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

50 Stories From People's Childhood That They Didn't Realize Were Messed Up At The Time

Unfortunately I think it means naked?

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Mochi • upvoted an item 3 months ago

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I thought it normal to get heavily beat up for not achieving academic expectations set by my parent and that it was a form of discipline.

Mochi • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Hello! As a follower of both cases Georgenotfound's case was recently exposed as a "social" experiment to see how quickly people would turn on them. Wilbur Soot's case is still in active condition, with much of the evidence leading towards the fact that he was the one being abused.

Mochi • upvoted an item 4 months ago

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Mochi • upvoted 2 items 5 months ago

50 Times Women Were So Funny On Twitter Recently, They Took Over The Internet

Are you insane?

When S***m Whales Need A Nap, They Take A Deep Breath, Dive Down About 45 Feet And Arrange Themselvs Into Perfectly-Level, Vertical Patterns. They Sleep Sound And Still For Up To Two Hours At A Time Between Breaths, In Pods Of 5 Or 6 Whales, Presumably For Protection

Mochi • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Interesting Images And Facts That Are Simply Amazing (New Pics)

I feel illegal looking at this. Like this was a thing humans were never meant to see

Mochi • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

In my town there's a new library with a room with access to free wifi, coding programs, a 3-d printer, and of course e-books, books, C-ds, and audiobooks. There's also a genealogy center so you can trace your heritage and a teen room with games and crafts. There's also private study rooms, and conference rooms, and there's classes for everything imaginable. And it's all free with a library card!

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

You okay dude?

Mochi • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

Well, it happened in Florida...

Mochi • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

Sorry you're being downvoted. That's strange

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

We all miss you John Candy!

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

Sorry you're being downvoted. That's strange

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

We all miss you John Candy!

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

If you cannot see the world without politics then the world will be a sour place indeed

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Mochi • upvoted 3 items 7 months ago

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

I am surprised BP censor didn’t change the word strangle into something like “manually unair”.

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

OP says it happened in rural Sweden. I imagine a lot of rural places (especially decades ago) didn't have a lot of agencies to protect children :(

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

I am surprised BP censor didn’t change the word strangle into something like “manually unair”.

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

OP says it happened in rural Sweden. I imagine a lot of rural places (especially decades ago) didn't have a lot of agencies to protect children :(

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

Zap zap? Like, surgery? Like, cutting the brain in pieces through the eye socket? Lobotomies ... mulitple ones, even? Or did they [medication] her broken.

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Mochi • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

“Makes My Stomach Turn”: 45 Terrifying True Stories That Are Hard To Believe

Just gonna cover up a racist ****bag

50 Pics From American Schools That Might Confuse And Shock Foreigners

Unfortunately schools (just graduated) don't allow for you to carry a backpack, whether it's clear or not because of weapon threats! United States of Ak-47!!

“Makes My Stomach Turn”: 45 Terrifying True Stories That Are Hard To Believe

Just gonna cover up a racist ****bag

50 Pics From American Schools That Might Confuse And Shock Foreigners

Unfortunately schools (just graduated) don't allow for you to carry a backpack, whether it's clear or not because of weapon threats! United States of Ak-47!!

Laughing In Spanish: 50 Of The Funniest Mexican Memes

Tis a welcome sacrifice

“I Was A Witch”: 30 Hilariously Absurd Reasons Kids Ended Up In The Principal’s Office

Yup!

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Mochi • upvoted 6 items 8 months ago

In Harry Potter, Jk Rowling Repeatedly Had This Character Sexually Harass Boys In A Bathroom For S**ts And Giggles. Myrtle Is A Cis Girl Though, So It’s Fine

“Pics That Actually Go Hard”: 50 Of The Most Unhinged Posts

I am thinking this is the famed baby pygmy hippo, who is a dolly

In Harry Potter, Jk Rowling Repeatedly Had This Character Sexually Harass Boys In A Bathroom For S**ts And Giggles. Myrtle Is A Cis Girl Though, So It’s Fine

“Pics That Actually Go Hard”: 50 Of The Most Unhinged Posts

I am thinking this is the famed baby pygmy hippo, who is a dolly

“Pics That Actually Go Hard”: 50 Of The Most Unhinged Posts

This is a really cool cosplay yet y'all are obsessing with the weight of the wearer!? Seriously.

30 People Reveal The Darkest Internet Rabbit Holes They’ve Fallen Into

barefoot gen is a very good manga about the attacks, loosely based on the author's own experience through the bombing of Hiroshima. it's a real hard read though

“Pics That Actually Go Hard”: 50 Of The Most Unhinged Posts

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Jerald Mayhugh

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Mochi • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

30 Photos That Tell A Story About Tragic Events And Different Cultures Captured By Antonio Cascio

Scam bot coverup! Love all of you guys, you're doing great 😃😃 💕

50 Times Delusional Family Members Made Extremely Entitled Demands (New Pics)

Covering up a comment 💕 it's beautiful art!

Mochi • submitted 9 new posts 1 year ago

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Hey Pandas, AITA For Ignoring My Swim Coach’s Advice On Tampons And Choosing What Works For Me?

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Hey Pandas, What's Something Epic You Did, But Can't Tell Anyone? (Closed)

Mochi • submitted 3 new posts 2 years ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Scariest True Crime Story You've Ever Heard? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard/Seen Someone Do When They Thought They Were Alone?

Mochi • submitted 20 list additions 1 year ago

Hey Pandas, How Did You Find Out You Were LGBTQ+?

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Hey Pandas, What Does Anxiety Feel Like?

Hey Pandas, What’s One Stereotype You Hate?

Hey Pandas, Tell Us A Moment In Your Life You Would Re-Live Again

Hey Pandas, What Is One Fact That Blew Your Mind?

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Hey Pandas, Post Your Favorite Plushie (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Random Thoughts You’d Like To Share? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Very Interesting And Weird Fact You Know?

Hey Pandas, What Has Been The Most Traumatizing Experience You Have Ever Encountered?

Hey Pandas, Share A Life-Changing Quote Or Song

Hey Pandas, What’s A Sad Song You Know About?

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture Of Your Pets Dressed Up (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's A Stereotype About Your Country You're Tired Of Hearing (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Funniest Knock-Off Brand You Have Ever Seen?

Mochi • commented on a post 1 week ago

“I Feel Deeply Ashamed”: 40 Secrets People Would Rather Take To The Grave Than Confess To Partners

Mochi • commented on a post 2 months ago

50 Unexpected Ocean Moments That Might Freak You Out

It's beautiful, but these waters can be dangerous

Mochi • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

30 Horrifying Historical Facts That Few People Know About

They unfortunately are my friend

30 Horrifying Historical Facts That Few People Know About

I have a distant great uncle who's father was in one of these. He is still alive at around 100+ years old, but refuses to talk about it, or anything to do with his heritage

50 Stories From People's Childhood That They Didn't Realize Were Messed Up At The Time

Unfortunately I think it means naked?

Mochi • commented on a post 4 months ago

30 Times People Didn’t Realize Just How Right They Really Were (New Pics)

Mochi • commented on a post 5 months ago

50 Interesting Images And Facts That Are Simply Amazing (New Pics)

I feel illegal looking at this. Like this was a thing humans were never meant to see

Mochi • commented on 2 posts 6 months ago

50 People Who Had Someone Else’s Back Online And Did It In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

This Instagram Account Shares Weird Facts And Here Are The 50 Of The Creepiest Ones

You okay dude?

Mochi • commented on 3 posts 7 months ago

Folks Are Spitting Out Family Secrets That Aren’t For The Weak

Sorry you're being downvoted. That's strange

50 Fascinating ‘Old-Time Photos’ That Show You Just How Much The World Has Changed

We all miss you John Candy!

“Giving Every Day”: 50 “Good News” Stories That Prove There’s Still Positivity In The World

If you cannot see the world without politics then the world will be a sour place indeed

Mochi • commented on 4 posts 8 months ago

“Makes My Stomach Turn”: 45 Terrifying True Stories That Are Hard To Believe

Just gonna cover up a racist ****bag

50 Pics From American Schools That Might Confuse And Shock Foreigners

Unfortunately schools (just graduated) don't allow for you to carry a backpack, whether it's clear or not because of weapon threats! United States of Ak-47!!

Laughing In Spanish: 50 Of The Funniest Mexican Memes

Tis a welcome sacrifice

“I Was A Witch”: 30 Hilariously Absurd Reasons Kids Ended Up In The Principal’s Office

Yup!

Mochi • commented on 2 posts 9 months ago

30 Photos That Tell A Story About Tragic Events And Different Cultures Captured By Antonio Cascio

Scam bot coverup! Love all of you guys, you're doing great 😃😃 💕

50 Times Delusional Family Members Made Extremely Entitled Demands (New Pics)

Covering up a comment 💕 it's beautiful art!

Mochi • commented on 2 posts 10 months ago

“My Stepdad Catfished Me”: 45 Deeply Disturbing Experiences That Left People Struggling

What the heck man?

50 Creepy Basements That Were So Horrifying, Homeowners Just Had To Share

Hogwarts?

Mochi • upvoted 3 items 3 weeks ago

Always Be Aware Of Your Surroundings When Peacefully Protesting For Your F*****g Rights

“The Alaskan Avenger”

Mocking-Fb-Posts-Memes-Jokes

Mochi • upvoted 4 items 1 month ago

Creepy-Facts-Pics

What An Amazing Love Story

Dad Taking His Son To Places

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Donald John Trump.

Mochi • upvoted 2 items 2 months ago

I Hope Everyone Has A Partner Who Did An Equal Share In Chores This Christmas And Didn't Consider It "Help"

For The Record

Mochi • upvoted 3 items 3 months ago

Creepy-True-Stories

"So me and my friend Miranda, who is from New Zealand, were at the Reading Terminal Market in Philadelphia, waiting in line to use the bathroom. We were chatting, and the lady in front us turns around and says something like, "Sorry to interrupt, but I'm also from New Zealand." We had not mentioned anything about NZ in our conversation, but I figured she might have recognized Miranda from her accent. So we chatted for a few minutes, then went back to our own conversations. A few minutes after that she turns around again and says something like "God has spoken to me and told me that I must help you with your watermelon problem." Miranda was deathly allergic to watermelon. Again, no mention in our conversation WHATSOEVER about watermelon and/or her allergies."