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50 People Who Delivered Comebacks So Brutally Genius, Even Their Enemies Laughed (New Pics)
Grab your aloe, your lotion, and maybe even a fan. Because things are about to get scorching.
Welcome to the world of clever insults, where wit meets savagery in the most unexpectedly hilarious ways. They come straight from the Rare Insults subreddit, a place where internet users gather the sharpest jabs, wittiest comebacks, and most poetic takedowns ever seen online.
We’ve rounded up some of the best to share with you. So scroll down, admire the craftsmanship, and maybe even take notes—these burns are too good to waste.
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#1
Also Zero Jail Time
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#2
You Don't Have To Pay For It
#3
Some People Actually Need Reality Checks More Than Anything Else!
#4
Get Them Off Their High Horse
#5
A Rare Insult Underneath A Rare Insult
#6
Nahh That's Crazy
#8
Musk Insults Are Always Funny
#9
Homeschooled By A Pigeon
#10
Ended His Papacy Right There
#11
Who’s A Good Boy?
#13
I Can Confirm That This Is True
#15
Insults Are Best Served Cold
#16
Shots Have Been Fired
#17
Gotta Respect The Culture
#18
Don’t Belittle The Imp
#19
Andrew’s Tate’s Delusions Meet Their Fate
#20
Damn Girl
#21
A Double-Ended Rarity
#22
Where Is The Lie?
#23
The Last Man Standing(With Hair)
#24
On A Post Regarding Power Outlets
#25
They Would Whistle
Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 1 week ago
You need it for when your child becomes a top secret agent, 007 today!
#26
What A Revelation
#27
This Burn Is Perfect
#28
Yes Sure That Is Quite A Long Long Time
#29
I Can’t Unsee This
#30
We Have Mr. Oblivious Here
#31
He Might Need Epidurals After That
#32
Barbara Wasn't Playin Around
Snazzy Smurf 1 week ago
Barbara came back with gloves on,.earrings off, and Vaseline on her face.
#33
Throwback To The Best Insult I’ve Ever Seen
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 week ago
Got to remember "zap me daddy" for the next time I use the microwave.
#34
Damn, That Hurts!
#35
A Reasonable Read
Doctor Strange 1 week ago
The terms alpha and omega were from a study based on wolves in captivity. Its rather like deciding you know everything about human social interactions because you studied prison yards. In reality, wolf packs are a family. The 'alphas' are the parents. So the guy you see wandering around the amusement pack, waist pack full of snacks, making sure his kids are hydrated, happy, and having a good time? That is the truest alpha male you will ever meet.
#36
Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting
#37
That’s A No Brainer
Doctor Strange 1 week ago
I prefer "if brains were dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their nose."
#38
Cold. Just Cold
#39
She Would Make A K**ling
#41
Gx Got No Chill
#42
Just Ain't Worthy
#43
She Was Burned Twice
Doctor Strange 1 week ago
"The last time you had a portrait done, it required neither hammer nor nails, for it hung itself."
#44
He Didn't Even Try The Fresh Basil:
#45
Why Am I Always Behind Them?
Glen Ellyn 1 week ago
To be fair, I haven't flown for a couple of decades, so I might be a bit lost at first. But then again, I'd do some research beforehand if I do need to fly again.,
#46
Typical Father Daughter Banter
#47
I Spit Out My Water
#48
Got Destroyed By A Doctor
RU Mymudder 1 week ago
Sounds like when my hubs got a mri for prostate cancer…unremarkable testicles. He hasn’t lived that one down. 😂
#49
The Shade Of It All
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Mel in Georgia 1 week ago
Ok, a lot of these were pretty funny ... Thanks for the giggles, Oleksandra!
Mel in Georgia 1 week ago
Ok, a lot of these were pretty funny ... Thanks for the giggles, Oleksandra!
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