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Zephyr343

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Zephyr343 • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

Possible explanation. When driving, look where you want to go. If you are staring at the tree or a ditch for that matter, you will instinctively steer towards it

Zephyr343 • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

Wythe....a single brick wide would be a one wythe wall.

50 Things People Refuse To Buy Because The Cost Is Just Absurd Now

How much were tickets before all the added fees?

50 Things People Refuse To Buy Because The Cost Is Just Absurd Now

Yes. Had this at noodles and co the other day. But was 20, 25 and 30% tip on an already $30 meal, that I had to clean up after myself. They put precooked noodles in a bowl with cheese.

50 Facts And Curiosities More People Should Know About

Technically yeah. Unless you're being physically restrained you can pretty much do whatever.

30 Times The Ocean Coughed Up Something It Shouldn’t Have

Very much so. Depending on the size and the quality.

"No Class": World Leaders Accused Of ‘Disrespect’ At Pope Francis’s Funeral

Nothing is sacred anymore

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Zephyr343 • upvoted an item 1 month ago

50 Funny And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through While Your Social Battery Is Charging (New Pics)

My wife is a SAH wife. She has ample time to come up with all KINDS of stuff she feels needs improvement. "You know, we should..." I'm home for 5 minutes..

Zephyr343 • commented on 22 posts 2 months ago

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

And Panera is also stupid expensive 😒

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

Thanks to a really old BP comment, they use Franz brand breadsticks. You can get a 2.5 pound bag for $6.79 and make them at home 🙂

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

And Panera is also stupid expensive 😒

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

Thanks to a really old BP comment, they use Franz brand breadsticks. You can get a 2.5 pound bag for $6.79 and make them at home 🙂

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

My wife was a server for 5 years. I have and always will be polite to the waitstaff. I use "please" and "thank you" all the time.

49 Sarcastic Memes To Laugh At When Everything Around You Tickles Your Nerves, As Shared On This Instagram Account

For me at least, in person I can read the emotion and feeling on the other person's face and tailor my conversation thusly. If they are serious, I get to the point. If they laugh then I keep with the jokes. With the phone I don't get that feedback

34 Cringe Things That Adults in Their 30s Still Do That Show How Immature They Actually Are

Or excess student loans to do the same. Knew people that would take out thousands more than they needed and basically treated it as a credit card.

34 Cringe Things That Adults in Their 30s Still Do That Show How Immature They Actually Are

???? That's a thing???

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Baby Reindeer was pretty good

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

It has a better rating than the new Snow White hahahaha!

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Ah disappointment. The greatest gift of all

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

🎵my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold🎶

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Is it just me or has shuffle gotten a lot worse? I remember on my discman, no song would get repeated. Now it seems as though songs are constantly getting repeated.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

While you're at it, make me a couple inches taller too

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

It was 78F in WI on Friday. Last night (Sunday) we had snow.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Oh my sweet summer child....forever

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Are you interested in a kidney? May not be mine but who is going to know?

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Even when I am going to see someone at work, I give them at least a weeks notice.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Or shout out to that one guy on YouTube who has a video he made 6 years ago with 14 views about the exact way to change a headlight bulb in a 2004 Acura RSX. You're the real hero.

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Truth be told, that is how i got most of my cutlery as a poor college student

“[People] Who Got A ‘Useless’ Degree, How Did It Turn Out?” (28 Answers)

Undergrad in international studies. Masters in occupational safety. Currently a VP for a masonry restoration company.

35 Random Memes To Help You Laugh Through The Madness Of The Mundane (New Pics)

I have a pool. Can confirm this is how I swim.

Every Major Change In Disney’s New Snow White That Divides Fans, As The Movie Tanks In Theaters

Cant agree more. Like the beauty and the beast remake. Had to turn it off

From Chaos To Chuckles, Here Are 50 Random Memes About All Things Life

When my sister lived in S Korea (12 hours ahead) I would ask her for the powerball numbers 🤣

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Zephyr343 • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Aww that reminds me of V for Vendetta, a movie which never stops being applicable. (Yes I know it was a graphic novel.)

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Minnesotan. I bet Finland natives don't get tricked

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Aww that reminds me of V for Vendetta, a movie which never stops being applicable. (Yes I know it was a graphic novel.)

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Minnesotan. I bet Finland natives don't get tricked

Every Major Change In Disney’s New Snow White That Divides Fans, As The Movie Tanks In Theaters

The whole movie looks like cgi cráp

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Zephyr343 • commented on 3 posts 3 months ago

30 Painful Luggage Fails That Might Make You Think “I’m Glad It’s Not Me” (New Pics)

I was expecting a bill for inconveniencing them

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of ‘Nope’, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

I watch a lot of Bondi Rescue and they stress this every episode.

30 Painful Luggage Fails That Might Make You Think “I’m Glad It’s Not Me” (New Pics)

I was expecting a bill for inconveniencing them

This Online Community Celebrates The Land Of ‘Nope’, Here Are 30 Of The Most Interesting Posts (New Pics)

I watch a lot of Bondi Rescue and they stress this every episode.

Golfers Travel Across The Globe Just To Play One Round At These 40 Breathtaking Courses

How much perfectly good land is devoted to golf courses and how much water is wasted on them? Complete waste.

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Zephyr343 • upvoted 2 items 3 months ago

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

omg they're censoring the word s***m now 🤦 Here, s***m whale! haha

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

that's why every s***m cell comes equipped with a mini-drill 👆

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Hey Pandas, What Song Is Currently Stuck In Your Head? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, How Did You Handle Being Single While Your Friends Dated And Married? (Closed)

Zephyr343 • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

50 Funny And Chaotic Examples Of The Universe Giving The Middle Finger To One Person In Particular (New Pics)

Possible explanation. When driving, look where you want to go. If you are staring at the tree or a ditch for that matter, you will instinctively steer towards it

Zephyr343 • commented on 8 posts 1 month ago

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

Look at the design on the lawn on the right side of the picture

50 Times Greedy Landlords Proved They Just Cannot Go Unchecked

Whew, so I can leave the bodies where they are then, right?

Ever Wondered What A Year-Old Banana Looks Like? Here Are 50 Interesting Posts Just Like That

Wythe....a single brick wide would be a one wythe wall.

50 Things People Refuse To Buy Because The Cost Is Just Absurd Now

How much were tickets before all the added fees?

50 Things People Refuse To Buy Because The Cost Is Just Absurd Now

Yes. Had this at noodles and co the other day. But was 20, 25 and 30% tip on an already $30 meal, that I had to clean up after myself. They put precooked noodles in a bowl with cheese.

50 Facts And Curiosities More People Should Know About

Technically yeah. Unless you're being physically restrained you can pretty much do whatever.

30 Times The Ocean Coughed Up Something It Shouldn’t Have

Very much so. Depending on the size and the quality.

"No Class": World Leaders Accused Of ‘Disrespect’ At Pope Francis’s Funeral

Nothing is sacred anymore

Zephyr343 • commented on 11 posts 2 months ago

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

And Panera is also stupid expensive 😒

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

Thanks to a really old BP comment, they use Franz brand breadsticks. You can get a 2.5 pound bag for $6.79 and make them at home 🙂

30 Chain Restaurant Employees Share Industry Secrets Most Of The Customers Don't Know About

My wife was a server for 5 years. I have and always will be polite to the waitstaff. I use "please" and "thank you" all the time.

49 Sarcastic Memes To Laugh At When Everything Around You Tickles Your Nerves, As Shared On This Instagram Account

34 Cringe Things That Adults in Their 30s Still Do That Show How Immature They Actually Are

Or excess student loans to do the same. Knew people that would take out thousands more than they needed and basically treated it as a credit card.

34 Cringe Things That Adults in Their 30s Still Do That Show How Immature They Actually Are

???? That's a thing???

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Baby Reindeer was pretty good

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

It has a better rating than the new Snow White hahahaha!

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Ah disappointment. The greatest gift of all

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

🎵my memory has just been sold, my angel is the centerfold🎶

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Is it just me or has shuffle gotten a lot worse? I remember on my discman, no song would get repeated. Now it seems as though songs are constantly getting repeated.

Zephyr343 • upvoted an item 1 month ago

50 Funny And Relatable Memes To Scroll Through While Your Social Battery Is Charging (New Pics)

My wife is a SAH wife. She has ample time to come up with all KINDS of stuff she feels needs improvement. "You know, we should..." I'm home for 5 minutes..

Zephyr343 • upvoted 3 items 2 months ago

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Aww that reminds me of V for Vendetta, a movie which never stops being applicable. (Yes I know it was a graphic novel.)

50 Times Funny X Posts Hit The Spot This March

Minnesotan. I bet Finland natives don't get tricked

Every Major Change In Disney’s New Snow White That Divides Fans, As The Movie Tanks In Theaters

The whole movie looks like cgi cráp

Zephyr343 • upvoted 16 items 3 months ago

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

omg they're censoring the word s***m now 🤦 Here, s***m whale! haha

50 Times Misogynists Expected Applause, But Got A Reality Check Instead (New Pics)

that's why every s***m cell comes equipped with a mini-drill 👆

30 Horrifying Historical Facts That Few People Know About

Be sure to be ready when you find out what they did, they were even worse than Nazis.

50 TV Couples Who Had No Chemistry, No Passion, And No Business Being Together

If they just STFU and got on with their lives and leaving the rest of us alone I think they'd be a whole lot happier.

“Oddly Terrifying”: 50 Of The Most Unnerving Images That Feel Like A Glitch In Reality (New Pics)

This is not an unexpected piece of news after trying to read some of the "AITA" stories that BP re-publishes here ad nauseam from Reddit.

50 Times A Floridian Woke Up And Chose Absolute Unhinged Chaos

They're an invasive species and causing devastation to native species. It's actually a good thing.

“Is America Great Yet?” Guy Shares Insane Grocery Prices In The US, Sparks Outrage

I haven't had an issue with food prices and I'm on a major budget. Where is everyone shopping at? Do they not even try to shop sales at better stores that cost less over a Safeway? Trumps been in office 2 months and people are quick to blame. I didn't vote. But inflation started prior to Trump. Also things can get worse before better. I'm just saying (what quick judgement) patience is a virtual and an attractive quality. People who don't live in America are complaining about inflation. They don't have an US president.

30 Terrifying Facts People Regret Ever Learning

I knew this, hooray

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The True Titans Of The Deep: 30 Massive Underwater Creatures

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

Was this for riding an animal? Jesus, lady. Your other family members probably shouldn’t have done it either.

Folks Are Shaming People With No Self-Awareness And Shared 30 Pics This Month

That's for 4 adult dinners

40 Times People Had No Clue What They Found, But The Internet Solved The Mystery (New Pics)

That should only happen if you live in an earthquake zone.

50 Random Funny Memes That You Might Want To Treat Yourself To (New Pics)

I didn’t do that. Neither did my brother.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

dunno why you got downvoted, this is pretty funny !! im calling this the red sea part from now on

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Of course! If only I could afford to live in central London just round the corner from my office. But as I'm not paid half a million a year then I'm stuck with the commute. And no, my job doesn't exist where I live, or anything like it. And for some reason work I did perfectly well from home now has to be done in an office.

“I Feel Personally Attacked”: 50 Times People Got Savagely Roasted On The Internet

Both our money goes into one bank account and we pay the bills and stuff.

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